Okay, okay. I LOVE JEHOVAH.
I'll tell you why: He's just so approachable. You can talk to him whenever you want.
In fact, I just got off the phone with him. It went something like this:
Jehovah: Hello?
Breakfast Of Champions: Hey, what's going on.
J: Who is this?
BOC: Don't you have caller ID?
J: Oh, yeah, that's right. Let's see. . . who is this. . . . Can't read it. Let me get my glasses.
BOC: Hey Jehovah, don't bother with the glasses. It's BOC.
J: Ah yes, ok. What can I do you for?
BOC: Someone started a thread on JWN called "For the Supporters of Those Who Love Jehovah" and. . . .
J: What was that?
BOC: You mean what was the titile of the thread?
J: Yeah, I was distracted a second there. . .
BOC: The thread is called "For the Supporters of Those Who Love Jehovah" and the person who started it. . . .
J: What the hell does that mean? "For the Supporters of Those Who Love Jehovah" --- Is that even grammatical?
BOC: Well, yeah, I'm not sure really what that means either. Anyway, this person wants to talk about you and how loving you are, but he isn't getting very positive responses.
J: Oooookay. . . . So he's on an apostate website and trying to get folks to chime in on how much they love me and shit like that.
BOC: Exactly.
J: Well, here's what I have to say: a) This guy shouldn't be on a goddamned apostate website in the first place. Tell him to get the fuck out of there; and b) Really Breakfast? You're wasting your time on this shit? You've got a life and real stuff to accomplish. Why are you even reading that shit?
BOC: Hey, great points. I should have thought of them myself.
J: Well, actually you. . . . well nevermind. Anyway, I'm interviewing someone in about 2 minutes and I've really got to get going.
BOC: New Governing Body member?
J: Haha, you'll see. . . Hey, take care BOC.
BOC: Ok, you too J. Later.